Something in anticipation of the forthcoming reunion. The usual apologies for the vocals and technical incompetence.
Here are the lyrics:
It might seem stupid what I’m about to say
Showtime is here, so don’t run away
We’re a big lead balloon that just won’t take flight
In the air, but I don’t care, having fun tonight
‘Cause I’m a FASSie
Clap along if you feel like putting on a show
I ain’t too classy
Clap along if you feel like this is what you came here fo’
I’m feelin’ sassy
Clap along if you feel like FASS is the thing for you
And actin’ brassy
Clap along if you feel like this is what you want to do
Here come the dancers hope to blow your mind (yeah)
And the singers too, so please be kind (yeah)
Got a lot of actors say what they’re assigned (yeah)
And the techies use what they can find
Here’s why
‘Cause I’m a FASSie
Clap along if you feel like havin’ a ball tonight
No highland lassie
Clap along if you feel like everything is goin’ right
This ain’t DeGrassi
Clap along if you feel like the show is gonna be sublime
A bit half-assy
Clap along if you feel like you’re gonna have a lovely time
Have some fun, we’re gonna
Have some fun, we’re feelin’ so high
Have some fun, we’re gonna
Have some fun, we said (tell you now)
Have some fun, we’re gonna
Have some fun, the show is why
Have some fun, we’re gonna
Have some fun, we said
‘Cause I’m a FASSie
Clap along if you feel like the acting is first rate
Like Raymond Massey
Clap along if you feel like the singers all pull their weight
Like Shirley Bassey
Clap along if you feel like the Rastas think we’re great
Like Haile Selassie
Clap along if you feel like the cube of two is eight.
Have some fun, you’re gonna
Have some fun, we’ll get you so high
Have some fun, you’re gonna
Have some fun, we said
‘Cause I’m a FASSie
Clap along if you feel like there’s nowhere else you want to go
A rusty chassis
Clap along if you feel like a bit of Edgar Allen Poe
My knees get grassy
Clap along if you feel like the terror has begun to grow
In Talahassie
Clap along if you feel like the time has come to start the show